Stomach upset...

Extracted from TODAY newspaper, the 3rd October 2012 issue

These days are really horrible as I kept feeling groggy and vomiting at times (whenever I have to clean up and bear with the stench of my family's dog Cotton's soiled and urinated newspaper). Must be the contaminated food that my family and guests brought atop having irregular meal times(no thanks to my interfering mother who says nothing good and spits at me everyday). Even now, my stomach feels very bloated. And of course, I know I have a nasty-smelling flatulence...

Conclusion? The bacterial flora of my digestive system has been disturbed.